Sleep As-A-Service

Does your boss insist on everything being in the cloud? Are unix commands not webscale enough? Does the thought of a simple command failing when the Internet is down excite you? Sleep As-A-Service might be for you.

Simply curl https://sleep-asaservice.com/seconds/10 to sleep for 10 seconds

sleep() { curl https://sleep-asaservice.com/seconds/$1; }